The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. Do you know what that thing can do to you? The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe.
We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. For her true love and true love's first kiss. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower.
WAHT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP SONG FREE
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek.Ī ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook.
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